July 2012
mega-meister:
spirte:
thneed-ler:
wanna hear a joke?
me being in a relationship
wanna hear another?
me talking to people
Here’s a good one.
me
Girl: So, what's your favorite band?
Me: Pierce The Veil.
Girl: Oh yeah, what genre are they?
Me: Mexicore...
Girl: That sounds lame.
Me: ...
Police officer: So she fell off of this Jersey bridge?
Me: Yes.